tophatting:

"okay shinji we’ve got a hot older woman, a tsundere, and a moe. which one do you want?"

"i want that one"

"shinji that’s a boy"

"i want that one"

"shinji he wasn’t on the list"

"i want that one"

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gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

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webs-we-weave:

"there’s no such thing as pansexual and asexual"

image

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stopholdingontoair:

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

FIRST OF ALL HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

(Source: beaniekhalifa23)

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healingdoesntcomequickly:

tumbledore-:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it.

SCREAMING

healingdoesntcomequickly:

tumbledore-:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it.

SCREAMING

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial)

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scribbledit:

I hate it when I get inspired to art

and then I art

and the art says no

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